佚名 抓抓癢癢癢癢抓抓 越抓越癢越癢越抓 Itching always begets scratching

              趣聯    佚名

       抓抓癢癢癢癢抓抓，
       越抓越癢越癢越抓。
 
       生生死死死死生生，
       先生先死先死先生。


A Funny Couplet
-- by ANON
-- Translated by Frank C Yue

Itching always begets scratching;
One will scratch where there is itching.
The more itching, the more scratching,
The more scratching, the more itching !

Where there are those who are being born,         There are those who are dying;                             Where there are those who are dying,
There are those who are being born.
Those who die first were those first born; 
"First born" teachers will be "first gone" !



Note by Translator:

"先 生" (on the last line of the original couplet):
Literally meaning "FIRST BORN" is a pun for 
"teacher", or "mister" or "husband".

from another blog:

李思行: 

      講講笑笑笑笑講講
      愈講愈笑愈笑愈講

          淫淫亂亂亂亂淫淫

          愈淫愈亂愈亂愈淫

       奧霸馬:

              愛愛恨恨恨恨愛愛
              有愛有恨有恨有愛

                 黨黨國國國國黨黨 

                 愛黨愛國愛國愛黨

      金弓

      試對之：

              刺刺激激激激刺刺
              愈刺愈激愈激愈刺

 龍葵:

 我又玩!

       迷迷戀戀纞纞迷迷
       愈迷愈纞愈纞愈迷
 痴痴迷迷迷迷痴痴
 越痴越迷越迷越痴

Too bad there is no information on who are the authors of the funny couplet posted above. this is obviously a Q-and-A stuff, a test set by a teacher for his student.